![]() ![]() riot's worth of loooootiiing, to MacGyver a bunch of garbage onto a variety of weapons to make them even deadlier, as you add perks and different elemental attributes, in an attempt to interact with the game's many environmental hazards, that will turn the tide of battle. Swing like a more roided up Sammy Sosa, in Dead Island 2's combat, that will have you doing an L.A. Now, that's what I call a real power fantasy! ![]() Then, get into the other typical zombie plot stuff, like the origins of the outbreak, the government being bad at their jobs, and zombies being the zenith of some new evolution of humanity, yadda-yadda-yadda, in a perfectly serviceable story, that they didn't really need to convince you to swing something heavy at a bunch of influencers and celebrities. (quickly Googles "what type of land mass is los angeles", then pulls up the Wikipedia page for "Beach Cities", where Los Angeles is highlighted in an image) coast (?), sending you throughout different parts of Los Angeles - well, the nice parts of L.A., anyway - as you're surrounded by the most vapid and annoying group of survivors ever, and the game tries to convince you to care about them, despite the fact that they're all raging douchebags that you would also smash with a bat, which is fine, it turns out, because they mostly turn into zombies that you can smash with a bat. ![]() Get ready to jet set through glamorous Hell-A, as Dead Island decides to ditch the "island" part entirely, for a. Did you get it? 'Cause zombies are dead? Sorry, I was too busy killing things to write a joke here. then, after almost a whole decade of being M.I.A., just sort of came out with a fully fleshed-out game, that everyone thought would be dead on arrival. Max ( Dead Island: Retro Revenge): They took my freaking cat! And my sweet ride, too! Witness the tumultuous beginnings of Dead Island 2, a game that was announced in 2014, then faded into complete obscurity, except for a sprinkling of trailers here and there - and at one point, a knockoff Jack Black arcade side-scroller.? What? Patton: (laughing after setting off an exploding zombie head) I know, right?! It's insane! In a world of indefinite production purgatory, where video games die before they ever see the light of day, comes a game that clawed its way out of the grave, and is here to make you say, "Wait, that's still a thing?" ![]() The following trailer is rated S for Spoilers. ![]()
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